gubster's Diaryland Diary

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how to blend in

Ways to blend in are as follows.
1. Get a severe hair cut.
2. Get strong framed glasses.
3. Talk like you are hocking up on dead fish.
4. Find a very dull yet truly practical grey /black/ coat.
5. eat lots of sandwiches while writng dates in your diary ( national pastime)

And number 6. (the only one I�m interested in) learn how to ride a bike in style. With no hands, all the shopping, your pet dog, umbrella and mobile phone and all that in a mini skirt. Think I�ll get started on that one first.

7:25 p.m. - 2007-01-30

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